Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales/ Salazar's Revange

Remember the Guy who is married Penelope Cruz? The guy from “Eat Pray Love”?

NO???

It’s Captain Salazar! in the latest and may be the last Pirate movie!!! Now he is seeking for revenge, by killing Jack Sparrow who sent him to curse of deadly triangle.

Just in case, with no context, will like to inform, his spouse was casted in the stranger’s tide! Now he is casted in the new Pirate movie! So you can say - what a Pirated couple!!

Apart from the out of context talk I sincerely thank to Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Geoffrey Rush and Keira Knightley for making my teenage awesome. For making me thrive with the beat of the theme music of Pirates. For making all of us be a part of adventurous voyage of a bunch of misunderstood misjudged mysterious and always with a plan pirates.

The film is entertaining, with mischievous entry of ship less, clue less, Pearl less   Jack Sparrow and new story of surviving of Pearl and its crew member.

In the trailers we see a lady, probably a witch, who says “Death has taken command of the sea”. Now tell me, do you remember that girl who look like a middle-east girl played a role of a middle-east girl in “Body of lies” ? That innocent charming girl??

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You will get to see a lot of new characters with new chemistry with the old characters - Kaya Scodelario (don’t ask me to pronounce that name) and Brenton Thwaites , Javier Bardem and Jack Sparrow, Kaya Scodelario and Geoffrey Rush and Golshifteh Farahani.

 The role of Golshifteh Farahani (the Body of Lies girl) may seem to be out of the context and not needed but the film has its own flow and charm. As usual J

The visual effects are better than ever, the story is peculiar than ever and charm is thrilling as ever. The comedy cameos consisting of Sparrow’s rum, charm, pearl and bank robbing is cooler than ever.

Now some spoilers –

Keira is in the movie!!! Yehhh! And she reunites with Orlando Bloom…

Brendon is playing their son!!!

Heard someone named Anthony de la Torre! He is the young Jack Sparrow, so very lively and lovely! 

And Kaya is playing … you really thought I’m gonna spoil everything?  

Hat's off to Javier Bardem. Some moments he made Johnny Depp's acting look like half-hearted.

One last time when Captain Jack Sparrow bows in the film with his ‘all Captain’ and ‘pirate life’ charisma and sails away, it somehow gives the flavor of happy ending which can be lead to NEVERENDING voyage. I believe directors choose such ending to give us clue that in future there can be new pirate movies with new characters and actors in new stories.

Still now I am in the awe of the movie and its spectacular effects that I am not completely able to review this movie like a pro…  It is your turn now!!! Get a ticket, watch the movie and come back and leave your comments… Let me know where I missed out and how you felt? 

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